When you woke up before your parents on Christmas...
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
its-a me twerkio
i see what you did there...
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Keep your composure: Bree Van De Kamp will always... →
fagqueens: Bree Van De Kamp will always be my favorite. In the beginning I thought she was annoying. So boring and “perfect”. She was plastic and she was cold. She showed no emotions and presented herself with dignity. I actually hated her. Pestering her kids, pushing her husband away, and pretending all the…
sastraquillo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Let's sum up the Hogwarts Houses with 4 gifs
ordon-village: Gryffindor: Ravenclaw: Slytherin: Hufflepuff:
nahthatsnotveryraven: in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
When you have earphones in, yet people still try...
i know how you feel ja’mie