May 2013
9 posts
When you woke up before your parents on Christmas...
sodamnrelatable:
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
its-a me twerkio
April 2013
10 posts
i see what you did there...
b-phillips:
Whenever han-rawr (author of dark) updates:
britishboysruinedme:
Keep your composure: Bree Van De Kamp will always... →
fagqueens:
Bree Van De Kamp will always be my favorite. In the beginning I thought she was annoying. So boring and “perfect”. She was plastic and she was cold. She showed no emotions and presented herself with dignity. I actually hated her. Pestering her kids, pushing her husband away, and pretending all the…
March 2013
82 posts
sastraquillo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
Let's sum up the Hogwarts Houses with 4 gifs
ordon-village:
Gryffindor:
Ravenclaw:
Slytherin:
Hufflepuff:
nahthatsnotveryraven:
in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
When you have earphones in, yet people still try...
i know how you feel ja’mie
